t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front
t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back
are they the same shirt
idk
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having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
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10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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Cats with knives.
Aiden, Gaetan and Kiyan respectively
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Headphones.
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@breelandwalker especially apt today
LITERALLY THIS ALL DAY.
Even if the music or podcast I’m listening to is paused, I just leave my earbuds in, hoping that people won’t actually try to talk to me.
when brains r like “today i will not brain” my brother in christ you are a brain
this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody… okay?
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Sorry, I would have answered your text sooner, but someone forgot to jiggle the mouse a little bit and I accidentally entered sleep mode
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My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.
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